Frances Meh

Three Sisters: sluttiest slavs this side of vladivostok

i'm ok with the stripped down punctuation but spelling tuchus "tokus" is simply a bridge too far

Uncle Vanya: you can always count on chekhov to remind you how much living in a small town sucks

tracy letts just imagines carrie coon doing stuff and suddenly a great play comes into the world and i am fine with that

tommy you beautiful himbo

The Seagull: sorin dorn trigorin are they fucken dwarves of khazad-dum

Cherry Orchard: it remains total fucking bullshit that neither of the guns in this play are fired by the final act

i wish canadians were real

a whole damn incest storyline and it wasn't even hot, like maybe little charles discovers ivy with her head caught in the dryer, idk give me something